The flagship

Big Black Cock Tee

The one that started it all.

$29

A soft cotton tee featuring the rooster that built this entire questionable empire β€” large, black, and utterly unbothered. The flagship rooster. Accept no substitutes, mostly because there aren't any.

The one that started it all.

Material
Soft unisex cotton tee (Sand, White, Sport Grey)
Size
See variant options
Shipping
Made to order: ~2-5 day production + shipping
Availability
In stock-ish
Richard's noteThe original. One large, supremely confident rooster. Richard's personal favourite, though he won't say so on the record.

Made to order and shipped worldwide. Each rooster is checked by hand β€” Richard's hand β€” before it leaves.