A flock for your feet

Cock Socks

Cock Scale Law, now ankle-adjacent.

$16

Crew socks covered in the full Cheap Cock flock: big, fancy, office, emotional, and tiny angry, all behaving according to Cock Scale Law. A flock for your feet. Richard considers this basic literacy.

Cock Scale Law, now ankle-adjacent.

Material
Printify crew socks with all five canon roosters in Cock Scale Law order
Size
See variant options
Shipping
Made to order: ~2-5 day production + shipping
Availability
In stock-ish
Richard's noteAll five roosters, arranged under Cock Scale Law and worn below the knee. Richard calls this a flock for your feet. Nobody has challenged him successfully.

Made to order and shipped worldwide. Each rooster is checked by hand β€” Richard's hand β€” before it leaves.