Obnoxiously loud

Loud Cock Energy Bluetooth Speaker

For the friend who is, themselves, the loud cock.

$50

A genuinely rugged, portable Bluetooth speaker featuring the Loud Cock mid-crow. Clip it to a bag, take it outside, and announce your presence whether anyone asked for it or not. Obnoxiously proud. Surprisingly good battery. Cheap Cock: a respectable business.

For the friend who is, themselves, the loud cock.

Material
Rugged outdoor Bluetooth speaker, IPX-rated, carabiner clip
Size
One size (portable)
Shipping
Made to order: ~2-5 day production + shipping
Availability
In stock-ish
Richard's noteA speaker shaped like a personality flaw. The Loud Cock himself, mid-bellow, blasting your questionable music choices across the campsite. Richard finds it deafening. Richard owns three.

Made to order and shipped worldwide. Each rooster is checked by hand β€” Richard's hand β€” before it leaves.