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Morning Wood Cock Chopping Board
The only morning wood you can serve cheese on.
$49
A proper engraved cutting board — maple or walnut — featuring one reluctant rooster easing into the day with a coffee. The pun is, at long last, literally made of wood. Use it. Display it. Explain it to relatives.
The only morning wood you can serve cheese on.
- Material
- Real maple or walnut, engraved deep enough to outlive the joke
- Size
- See variant options
- Shipping
- Made to order: ~2-5 day production + shipping
- Availability
- In stock-ish
Richard's noteA genuine hardwood board. A yawning rooster greets the dawn with coffee in wing. Richard insisted the pun be load-bearing.