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Morning Wood Cock Chopping Board

The only morning wood you can serve cheese on.

$49

A proper engraved cutting board — maple or walnut — featuring one reluctant rooster easing into the day with a coffee. The pun is, at long last, literally made of wood. Use it. Display it. Explain it to relatives.

The only morning wood you can serve cheese on.

Material
Real maple or walnut, engraved deep enough to outlive the joke
Size
See variant options
Shipping
Made to order: ~2-5 day production + shipping
Availability
In stock-ish
Richard's noteA genuine hardwood board. A yawning rooster greets the dawn with coffee in wing. Richard insisted the pun be load-bearing.

Made to order and shipped worldwide. Each rooster is checked by hand — Richard's hand — before it leaves.