Mismatched on purpose

Odd Cocks

No two cocks are the same size.

$18

A deliberately mismatched pair: Big Black Cock on the left, Tiny Angry Cock on the right. Balanced? No. Honest? Painfully. Richard has no interest in pretending all roosters arrive in equal proportions.

No two cocks are the same size.

Material
Printify crew socks: Big Black Cock on one foot, Tiny Angry Cock on the other
Size
See variant options
Shipping
Made to order: ~2-5 day production + shipping
Availability
In stock-ish
Richard's noteNo two cocks are the same size. Richard refuses to pretend otherwise. One foot carries the flagship. The other carries the problem.

Made to order and shipped worldwide. Each rooster is checked by hand β€” Richard's hand β€” before it leaves.