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Cock Block Doormat
Blocks no one. Judges everyone.
$54
A coir doormat bearing a single, confident rooster. It will not physically stop a single visitor, but it will set the tone before they knock. Wipe your feet. Mind the rooster.
Blocks no one. Judges everyone.
- Material
- Coir doormat, scratchy in the way doormats are legally required to be
- Size
- See variant options
- Shipping
- Made to order: ~2-5 day production + shipping
- Availability
- In stock-ish
Richard's noteOne proud rooster guards your threshold. It blocks nothing and announces everything. Richard calls it 'honest security'.