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Cock Block Doormat

Blocks no one. Judges everyone.

$54

A coir doormat bearing a single, confident rooster. It will not physically stop a single visitor, but it will set the tone before they knock. Wipe your feet. Mind the rooster.

Blocks no one. Judges everyone.

Material
Coir doormat, scratchy in the way doormats are legally required to be
Size
See variant options
Shipping
Made to order: ~2-5 day production + shipping
Availability
In stock-ish
Richard's noteOne proud rooster guards your threshold. It blocks nothing and announces everything. Richard calls it 'honest security'.

Made to order and shipped worldwide. Each rooster is checked by hand β€” Richard's hand β€” before it leaves.